Catholic Church approves of Oral Contraception

24 Feb

Yep, you read it right. Finally, the Catholic Church has approved the use of oral contraception: “No.”

100% safe. 100% effective! Ideally to be used repeatedly. And it can be used by both married and unmarried couples. Highly recommended!

I got this idea from a Woody Allen quote and another quote from Margaret Smith (probably not an original idea to have that title) :

The best contraceptive is the word no repeated frequently. – Margaret Smith

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen

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